we cling to quotes like they're our life's story

there's a madness inside us all




fucked up

this is terrifying

All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.



when bae sets up a surprise date <3


okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it



when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something


The Queen aging over time via banknotes

Hello! My name is Tyler, I'm 17, gay, I love beards, writing, and art